Hilarious Quotes About Love and Marriage

Marriage and love can be a whole lot interesting, despite the ups and downs and heartbreaks, Some people make lemon out of lemonade. Quotes on marriage to brighten up your day;

  1. Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car.
  2. “My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years, and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.”
  3. “Marriage is a bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.”
  4. “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life”

“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.”

Read Also:  With Love; Gigi and Brian...when a marriage leads to a marriage.
Written By
More from NCW
What To Do With Your Unused Wedding Gifts
Wedding gifts can really become a nuisance if they are too much...
Read More
Leave a comment

Your email address will not be published.